Not sure of what new strain to try next? Maybe you've been all about the latest hybrids lately and haven't visited one of the classics in too long. Find your sign on our list, and align the stars with your nugs for a truly cosmic smoke sesh.


January 21 - February 18

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This happy, comforting strain is a perfect fit with an open-minded Aquarian. Whether you're feeling philosophical or stressed out by the inanities of the world, a couple bowls of Trinity will ease your keen social-awareness and allow you to enjoy a relaxed evening focused on creative pursuits.


February 19 - March 20


Oh, Pisces. The weight of the world can be overwhelming, and you need a heady hybrid to calm your worries. Space Queen knocks out peripheral stresses and to-do's, allowing you to rest your mind without locking you into the couch. It's a bit too spacey to get serious work done, but as this Pisces likes to say, "work high, edit sober."


March 21 - April 19


The strong-willed demeanor of a typical Aries doesn't like to feel slowed down, so a heady sativa makes for a functional buzz. Chemdawg usually has fairly high THC content, so that even if you've had a long day at work, one bowl and your knack for problem-solving epiphanies will get a refreshing boost.


April 20 - May 20


A grounded Earth sign, this heavier indica goes well with the mellow, reassuring presence of Taurans. Your practical, balanced disposition can handle the spacey effects of Obama Kush, and you'll be able to go about your busy day with ease. This relaxing Kush feels like a two hour neck massage.


May 20 - April 19


Your dual nature will be satisfied by this versatile strain, no matter what mood you find yourself in. A blend of Granddaddy Purps and Durban Poison, you'll experience intermittent waves of mind-numbing calm and stimulating inspiration after smoking some Cherry Pie. The zesty, fruity fragrance will lighten your spirits on its own, while the balanced effects make it perfect for day or preparing for a night out.


June 21 - July 22


An emotional water sign like Cancer requires a strain that satisfies your imaginative mind. This particular phenotype of the legendary Northern Lights strain tends to err on the psychoactive side, allowing your mind let go of insecurities and get lost in wonderfully stony trains of thought. It's a good strain for reflecting and working on a solo project, as well as spending time with friends and helping them work through their problems.


July 23 - August 23

Strain: OG KUSH

The bold charisma of a Leo demands nothing less than one of the greatest strains of all time. With a showstopping scent and full-bodied effects that sets your mind and body abuzz, OG pairs well with your infectious character. People tend to listen to what you have to say, and they'll be more inclined to stick around if you've got a joint of this when you walk in the room.


August 24 – September 22


Your analytical mind doesn't need to get worked up by a strong sativa or brought down by a sleepy indica. This clear-headed strain has straightforward effects that loosen you up without couch-lock or a case of the giggles. Its straightforward effects match your calming presence, soothing your fast-acting mind so that your meticulous nature can stop to enjoy the little things.


September 23 - October 22


The balanced nature of those born under this sign can use an uplifting strain like Golden Pineapple to tip the scales in a positive direction. The refreshing citrus flavors help you find harmony in any situation, and the functional, happy high allows for one to whistle as she works, well into happy hour with friends after your shift.


October 24 - November 22


A passionate, tenacious sign, you require a stimulating strain that doesn't distract your focus. You like to get what you want, and Green Crack is like spinach for Popeye: it amps you up and puts you on top of the world. Sometimes Scorpios can overanalyze the intricate dynamics of any situation, and this strain will help you get out of your head to enjoy the moment.


November 23 - December 21


Whether you're driving across the country, or just seeking great conversation at a neighborhood cafe, the creative boost from Jack Herer is perfect for an adventurous Sagittarian. A powerhouse crossbreed of four Cup-winning strains, the multi-dimensional high will keep your short attention span in check, letting you relax and dig into the experience at hand.


December 22 - January 20


A result-oriented Capricorn doesn't like to procrastinate or waste time, so the 1:1 THC/CBD ratio in Cannatonic keeps you focused without making you feeling overwhelmed or frazzled. There's adequate THC for calming nerves, and the non-psychoactive effects of CBD clears out the cobwebs from your brain so you can get shit done.


The Inbetweeners


Those with birthdays on the fringe of two signs tend to have personality traits from both, and sometimes they end up totally different altogether. You wildcards will enjoy the equally random strain, Animal Cookies, a twist on the classic, giddy Girl Scout Cookies. Some feel an immediate sedation, so quick that you forget what you were going to say faster than you sink into your seat. Others feels a happy rush that makes you want to get up and out of your comfort zone. In any case, it's delicious and hard to put down.